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Turkey, Pilgrims, and Good ol' Uncle Joe!
Limericks by -Lady M
Turkey Named Dick
There once was a turkey named Dick
Who liked to stick inside chickens his stick
No! No! Dick they're not of your kind
But Dick the turkey was blind
So he continued to fuck the chicks with his stick.
Uncle Joe and Aunt Flo
I once had a great uncle named Joe
Who on Thanksgiving always complained of the snow
However, after a few drinks
The heat in his dink
Made him shut up and chased poor old Aunt Flo.
The Pilgrim Named John
There once was a pilgrim named John
Who always walked around with a hard on
He wanted to stuff the turkey this year
But it ran away in great fear
When it seen John's pecker grow long.
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