| Romeo and Mercutio -(copyright 2000) by Ruefio da Rat Romeo and Mercutio, once on a Saturday night Got drunk in a local bar and started a fight For the dumbest of reasons All completely out of season But those two fools had to know who was right! So Mercutio looked over at Romeo And said, "I thought you should know I saw Juliet last night With the Prince and his knight And man, could that woman go!" Romeo turned and looked at his friend He couldn't believe what was just said Romeo asked, "Where was this?" "I was with her, how could I miss that kind of action while in my bed?" The drunken Mercutio started to smile "Oh brother," he said, "This could take a while!" and he started to relate what happened that night, real late. Starting in the back alley of Romeo's domicile. "After midnight, she came out as sneaky as you please in that thin nightgown of hers that is such a tease It highlighted every curve I almost got the nerve When she stopped at the corner of Hanover and Pease." "Soon a carriage and horses came to get her So I followed, even though I knew better Than to get caught It was all for naught Because the carriage went strait to the tower!" "Once there, the coachman led her to the parlor that opulent playpen of the Prince, such squalor! Where Juliet undressed (And let me stress!) That ol' Juliet's smile was full of candor! "Then the prince walked in showing his best shit eating grin he began to strip when he did, she let 'er rip! On her knees, she greedily did begin! "There she was, sucking his lordship's cock and man, those two were starting to rock, when his lordship's knight walked in on that sultry sight! Within minutes that knight was defrocked! Ol' Juliet didn't seem to mind To find that knight kneeling at her behind He started to lick her And Juliet started to purr While the prince just started to unwind "Juliet swallowed the prince's knot and wiggled her ass for the knight a lot until the prince yanked on her hair he and his knight traded places right there while Juliet moaned, smiled, and never fought. "Juliet started in on the knight's prick while his Lordship buried his dick inside Juliet's tight little twat and can you guess what? That little trollop knows a trick! "She let the prince pump a while Then she let off the knight with a smile Juliet bade the prince to lay back And she straddled him to let him attack Her ass and to give the knight her cunt. And while "All three moaned in excited chorus, Juliet smiled and never minded to fuss Unless someone started to slow Then she let her displeasure show By shouting, "Come on puppies and fuck us!!" "Of course why she was using the royal 'We' well Romeo, that is beyond me! Then again, they were fucking each other And the laughter, the cries, oh brother! I know that kind of service comes with a fee! "But before I knew it, they ended in disgrace The knight groaned, and came on her face! At the same time, the prince didn't last His load popped right there in her ass You'd think she'd be embarrassed, but that wasn't the case. "No, she was so bold that when the prince pulled out she went cold Juliet said, "Thanks for the lay But now I want my pay." "I want my 10 pieces of gold." "The prince didn't even slouch as he got up to get her the pouch He offered to double it for another go But Juliet sneered and said "No". The prince laughed again as he sat on the couch." By then, Romeo had heard enough, And things in the bar got a bit rough. Romeo said, "Are you trying to deceive, Or do you really expect me to believe That my love is a common slut? Romeo threw a roundhouse right, The Mercutio sidestepped, nice and tight Mer used his considerable clout To nail Romeo in the snout And now you know what started the fight! Below are check box to rate the poetry on this page |
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