Magic Slots
By Jay Hughes
Available from (www.pinkflamingo.com)

Reviewed by Kevin R. Tipple
Rating

This 48,000 plus word boring novel is the story of one woman's unbelievable sexual needs and the game that is played using those same needs. This woman is so out of control that everyone becomes her sexual target. Literally, she sees someone then she has to fuck that person and anyone with that person. She should be cultured as a gift to science because who knows what new medicines could be developed off her body. The woman does get around and redefines the term slut.

Amazingly, everyone wants to have sex with her and each other, for page after boring page. Forget character development, as everyone exists in this novel for the sole purpose of sex. After the first 50 pages or so, the arousal factor drops to zero as unintentional hilarity sets in. Unfortunately, unlike your average "B" movie, this book is not bad enough to be good, on any level.

The primary character is Maria, a woman that has extraordinary and very unrealistic sexual needs that are fully detailed almost on every page. As the book opens, Maria, who happens to have rather large breasts, has just tit fucked her lover, Jerry. After firing his load on her face and tits, he has gone to sleep. She is left with a very damp blouse, and jism on her face and neck. She starts to clean up, before being interrupted by a phone call. A strange male voice is on the line and tells her to go outside and get a package off her doorstep.

She does and there are instructions in the package for her to go to a lingerie store the next day. Maria does not know why she is to do this, but she is very intrigued with the idea. She decides to comply, but in the meantime, she has desires that need to be fulfilled. She needs a little personal attention that Jerry did not provide. Since Jerry has helpfully gone to sleep, she decides to take a long bath and masturbate. She does so and then goes to bed.

The next day, finds her up and sucking Jerry and then later, two delivery guys from across the street, before she follows the instructions inside the package. If you have not already given up due to convulsions of laughter, you read where she goes to the store and is met by a very sexy Angie. Angie is one of her coworkers at the store Maria manages, and like the rest of the women we will soon meet, very well endowed herself. All the women have large breasts that they use oh so willingly. Small breasted or average need not apply!

Angie shows the same kind of unreasoning mindless stupidity and was also lured to the store by the same mysterious voice on the telephone. So, you have two sexy ladies who are lured to the store and of course, their unspoken desires force them to turn to each other. They soon give into their passions in a changing room and fully explore each other's hot bodies. Oh, please!

So begins the strange game. Soon, other coworkers are added, one by one receiving a tattoo for mysterious reasons. The tattoos are groups of letters that each lady receives on a very private part of her body. Whether the letters spell out something is just part of the mystery. The other part is why is someone manipulating them through this sexual game and who could it be?

One also wonders what would have happened if this decent idea had been executed better. Unfortunately, we will never know, as these characters exist only to lick or to be licked. Everyone willingly becomes part of the game, without a mind among them, and everyone has incredible latent sexual desires just waiting to be released.

As the tattoo and available pussy count grows, so does the mind numbing intensity of the sex. Over and over, page after awful page, everyone is fucking. This book is a perfect example of what is wrong with erotica today. The characters are oversexed and out of control and doing everyone in sight for absolutely no reason. From a passing stranger, to the deliverymen across the street, everyone gets desperately needed sexual relief.

While Maria refuses to be fucked by any guy because she was gangbanged at a young age, she is more than willing to do anything else and does. She is constantly giving blowjobs to men right and left, and if she isn't sucking them down, she is hand jobbing. Then, of course, she just has to clean her fingers off with her tongue and call it a snack.

If she isn't messing with some guy, she is fooling with a lady friend. She has a taste for tit and pussy as well, and indulges heavily of both. A hostage situation creates a lubricous orgy of sorts that just drives the hilarity factor up a notch.

So, if you want mind numbing continuous sex for page after unrealistic page, boy is this one for you. I'm sure there is a market for this one, but not here!